A phrase used as slang for innuendo (see innuendo). When words, phrases and such can be taken and looked at in a sexual manner, but originally stated with that not in mind at all.
History behind the phrase: Everytime anyone hangs out with our friend Cesya, she has always found a way to turn things and look at them sexually. Indeed this is a great talent. After this happened on a daily basis, we started calling these moments "Cesya Moments".
History behind the phrase: Everytime anyone hangs out with our friend Cesya, she has always found a way to turn things and look at them sexually. Indeed this is a great talent. After this happened on a daily basis, we started calling these moments "Cesya Moments".
Amanda: "I gotta get off the phone I'll talk to you later, I have to get in the shower before I go out."
Cesya: "Oh, getting all wet eh? *giggles* Alright I'll talk to you later....Have fun *smirk*"
Amanda: "*sighs and laughs* OMG Cesya Moment! I'll talk to you later, bye."
Cesya: "Oh, getting all wet eh? *giggles* Alright I'll talk to you later....Have fun *smirk*"
Amanda: "*sighs and laughs* OMG Cesya Moment! I'll talk to you later, bye."
by Amanda M. Nagle January 14, 2008
Get the cesya momentmug. A phrase used to call out a douchebag comment. Also Known As Douchebaggery.
Rules Regarding The Use Of The Word 'Douchebag Douchebag Moment':
1) Never Used As A Compliment.
2) If One Does Not Call Out The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Admit To Their Wrong Doings.
3) If One Does Call Out To The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Say "Douchebag Moment."
4) If The Douchebagger Does Not Comply, A Beating Is Necessary.
5) The Beatings Mentioned In Rule 4 Must Be Random, As In When The Douchebag Least Expects It. The Douchebagger Can Say Douchebag Moment While Getting Beat, But It Will Have No Meaning And The Beating Will Stay In Effect.
6) Retaliation Is Only Permittable If A Low Blow Is Obtained. A Low Blow Is A Crotch Shot For Males, Cunt Punt And Boob Punches For Females.
Rules Regarding The Use Of The Word 'Douchebag Douchebag Moment':
1) Never Used As A Compliment.
2) If One Does Not Call Out The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Admit To Their Wrong Doings.
3) If One Does Call Out To The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Say "Douchebag Moment."
4) If The Douchebagger Does Not Comply, A Beating Is Necessary.
5) The Beatings Mentioned In Rule 4 Must Be Random, As In When The Douchebag Least Expects It. The Douchebagger Can Say Douchebag Moment While Getting Beat, But It Will Have No Meaning And The Beating Will Stay In Effect.
6) Retaliation Is Only Permittable If A Low Blow Is Obtained. A Low Blow Is A Crotch Shot For Males, Cunt Punt And Boob Punches For Females.
Rule 1 example.
Girl: Ugh, I Feel Stuffed.
Boy: You Look Stuffed.
Rule 2)
-After Boy Says Comment=
*silence*
Boy: *sigh* Douchebag Moment.
Rule 3)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: Douchebag Moment.....*whispers* bitch
Rule 4)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: *shrugs* So?
Girl: So Say Douchebag Moment.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Fine *thinks to self* You will soon learn...
Rule 5)
-Boy Naps On Couch-
Girl: *jumps on Boy while slugging him in the face* GrrAhh
Boy: Ahhh! What's This For!??! *shields face*
Girl: You...*puches Boy's lip* Didn't....*gives Boy bloody nose* Say....*punches Boy's adam's apple* Douchebag Moment!!!
Boy: *cries* DOUCHEBAG MOMENT!
Girl: Too Late *knees Boy's gut*
Rule 6)
Girl: *knees Boy in crotch*
Boy: RETALIATION! *head butts girl*
Girl: Ugh, I Feel Stuffed.
Boy: You Look Stuffed.
Rule 2)
-After Boy Says Comment=
*silence*
Boy: *sigh* Douchebag Moment.
Rule 3)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: Douchebag Moment.....*whispers* bitch
Rule 4)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: *shrugs* So?
Girl: So Say Douchebag Moment.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Fine *thinks to self* You will soon learn...
Rule 5)
-Boy Naps On Couch-
Girl: *jumps on Boy while slugging him in the face* GrrAhh
Boy: Ahhh! What's This For!??! *shields face*
Girl: You...*puches Boy's lip* Didn't....*gives Boy bloody nose* Say....*punches Boy's adam's apple* Douchebag Moment!!!
Boy: *cries* DOUCHEBAG MOMENT!
Girl: Too Late *knees Boy's gut*
Rule 6)
Girl: *knees Boy in crotch*
Boy: RETALIATION! *head butts girl*
by ViolentChick February 14, 2010
Get the douchebag momentmug. A moment of pure, impure, somewhat sanctimonious rage, fulfilled by men. Usually violent and destructive. Most common on Mondays, hence the phrase "Man Moment Monday", and most dangerously found in March, hence the phrase "Man Moment March".
by sovietjamie February 28, 2020
Get the man momentmug. When Bob woke up the next morning on someone's front yard he knew he was having a Jagermeister Moment.
by Deborah Spicer July 3, 2006
Get the Jagermeister Momentmug. A Bruh Moment that has ascended so far past the level of "Bruh" that it becomes a "Cuh", Therefore becoming a "Cuh Moment". Ranges, depending on cultural impact, from a 7 to a 12 on the national Bruh scale.
"I had a serious Bruh Moment yesterday, my man. Shit was so fucked, it went past "Bruh". This shit was a "Cuh" moment, you feel?"
"My parents just died in a car accident, bro."
"Damn family, that's a serious Cuh Moment."
"what the fuck is wrong with you"
"My parents just died in a car accident, bro."
"Damn family, that's a serious Cuh Moment."
"what the fuck is wrong with you"
by DarkTree1 November 7, 2019
Get the Cuh Momentmug. What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.
(On the phone)
A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.
B: I never want to see him again.
A: Well this is awkward.
************************************************
C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.
D: So you're fired?
C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.
D: Wow, Jake moment...
A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.
B: I never want to see him again.
A: Well this is awkward.
************************************************
C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.
D: So you're fired?
C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.
D: Wow, Jake moment...
by Viv283 March 5, 2012
Get the Jake Momentmug. A moment where someone named Brian will act devious and/or obnoxious to another person or you itself
Brian: *shoots a store clerk*
Brian: Oh sorry I won’t do it again
Brian again: *shoots someone again*
Me: Classic Brian moment
Brian: Oh sorry I won’t do it again
Brian again: *shoots someone again*
Me: Classic Brian moment
by some guy with crack November 27, 2021
Get the Brian momentmug.