bastard math

The math to figure out who the daddy is

Grandma : Give her some daddy daughter time
Daughter: What the fuck is she talking about ?

Grandma: Do the bastard math

Dad: I’m your dad
Daughter:FUCK

by Pizza pockets October 15, 2019

crappy bastard

1.) My boyfriend when he's playing a video game and he hits me when i'm down...lol...
2.) Cheater
3.)Someone who rigs the deck before playing poker.
4.) George Bush

1.)You crappy bastard!
2.)Why did you do that you crappy bastard!
3.)We can't trust you because you are a crappy bastard.
4.)Why is a crappy bastard running the country?

by cherry February 27, 2004

alien bastard

A complete cunt who is completely different from anyone you have ever met before.

Shit, that new kids a total alien bastard.

by ' Dan .. December 4, 2007

astro-bastard

1. a person that you hate who is trying to do a trick or jump on a vehicle or peice of extreme sports equipment and fails to complete said trick or jump and continues to try and fail after 3 times.

(Billy is trying to do a kick flip on his skateboard)
Mike: "whats Billy doing?"
Stan:"hes still trying to land a kickflip, weve been here for an hour."
Mike:" that astro-bastard fails at life."

by browniepoint October 9, 2009

slippery bastard

Lyle Brown. The most greasy person Alive

Lyle Brown is a Slippery bastard

by Nickdolte August 1, 2017

Little Bastard

A Little Bastard is occasionally used instead of Crotch Goblin

My friends brother timmy is a little bastard

by Yeeter90000000 April 4, 2020

Babstar

Comes from Baba+Star; Person who is a leader in stardom!

Baba = father.
Star = someone who is idolised by others.

He is a right Babstar. Depp is a babstar.

by Babstar October 1, 2008