Someone who makes a stupid call in poker
Ridgley was all in with pocket aces and Ron called woth pocket 3's making Ron a cum guzzling fuck stick bastard
by Schmeckler April 17, 2017
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ACAB(all cops are bastards)

All Cops Are Bastards. It doesn’t mean all cops are bad, some cops are great. The “B” in ACAB means Bastards, not bad. Some cops genuinely want change, but are part of the unjust system, making them bastards. They know its wrong, but they don’t do shit to help. All cops are bastards.
ACAB(all cops are bastards) doesn’t mean that we think cops are bad, we think they’re bastards who don’t help people of color. That’s why it means all cops are bastards
by ScoutTheNonBinaryKid August 31, 2020
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The epitome of an illegitimate, self-loathing individual. Most often, when used as an insult, will render the opposition speechless.
Tim - God hates you
Ricky - Fuck you, you are the bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger!
Tim - . . . *Cries*
by Grouthor April 02, 2010
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Make yourself at home, get comfortable, act like you own the place, mi casa es su casa. An exclamation of welcome.
Hey, welcome to my house. Sit down, make yourself comfortable, spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard.
by Zadok the Priest March 10, 2008
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Stop eating you fat bastard

The most effective phrase used to prevent an obese person from continuing to gorge themselves with an assortment of crap foods.
Tubby said, ``I'm fat because I got a glandular problem that makes me eat all the time.'' No, I said, ``Stop eating you fat bastard.''
by tirtle May 31, 2018
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A term used to insult someone when a simple one word insult such as bastard or twat will not suffice. The combination of words gives the user the ultimate verbal tool against any foe which rolls off the tongue and is enjoyable to utter at someone who has wronged you.
What did you do that for? You stupid ugly bastard faced fascist!
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