Asian rat candy

A very suspicious and interesting looking conglomeration of matter that often turns out to be better than expected. Often referred to in the context of food but can also be used to explain things or events.

I went to his house for dinner. I had no idea what was on my plate; just a huge mess of asian rat candy stew or something.

In reference to a business presentation:
"Dude! I just killed that! I wasn't expecting it to be such a a buffet of asian rat candy success."

by lalaking January 20, 2015

asian house party

Basically a house party that a lot of Asians go to. The house party includes:

- Lots and LOTS of soda
- Two sides (or sections) of the house:
Section 1: The parents, that always talk about Facebook.
Section 2: the kids who plays video games, talk a lot about upcoming video games, etc.
- lots of dropped stuff on the floor
- kids who go outside and play games
(And also kids that play until night time)
- the party usually until 1 am

"Wanna go to an asian house party?"
"yass"

by PotatoX October 1, 2015

ASIANHULK

A pure Gymlad who attracts all the ppl and loves to eat sushi but hates beans however he likes to 420 blaze it while washing up spears in the sink.

Girls:It's ASIANHULK😍
Asianhulk:*touches hair*
Girls:*get moist*

by WIZARDFOG April 6, 2016

asian revenge

What happens when someone messes with the wrong little Asian

Asian revenge coming for you

by Monister April 29, 2016

Asian fanny fun

A porn magazine devoted to Asian porn.

"Yo I'm just going to fill up the wank bank with some Asian fanny fun

by Suck my asss July 10, 2016

Asian Chris

Often left out of the fun, Asian Chris is known for his tiny errection and his lack of elite call of duty skills.

Hi Asian Chris, will you help me with my math homework?

by DrDanks December 1, 2016