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Andrew

A complete fucking idiot, one who cheats on the best thing thats ever happened to him and hates everyone. Always lies and starts shit. He's extemely jealous and doesnt deserve a girl as amazing as the one he has. He is a low-life loser who doesn't care about anything but himself. She needs to dump his dumb ass and find someone alot better, which won't be hard cause she's amazing and he's a fucking loser. So bye-bye dick. Have fun without her!<3 (:
My bestfriends boyfriend is such a fucking Andrew!
by Her bestfriend<3 November 2, 2012
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Andrew Penrose

Someone who does stuff that leads to bad health.

E.g. Listens to music too loud
Wears skinny jeans
Drinking Coke for four days straight
Jesse:Hey, where's he going?

Lucas:He's going home with an ear ache.

Jesse:Was his music too loud again?

Lucas:Yupp, he pulled an Andrew Penrose
by pimpyrocks February 14, 2010
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Andrew

Someone who is mentally/emotionally unstable. Who may hide it in real life, but post about it on social networking websites. Often noted to want to commit suicide. Someone who listens to heavy black and death metal music. Known to threaten to commit suicide but is to big of a pussy to actually go threw with it. Someone who acts like a complete douche in real life and hides what his false intentions are by posting them on Facebook instead of in real life situations.
Person1: Did you hear that Andrew tried to kill himself last night?
Person 2: Oh you mean he posted how "depressed" he is on Facebook then cried himself to sleep?
Person1: Yes....
by Boobs Hidinger (. Y.) September 24, 2011
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Andrew Jackson

The luckiest US President with balls ever !!

Jackson fought the international fat cat bankers’ central banking system (in today’s term – “The Federal Reserve” ) and DID NOT get assassinated !!

Well, let us just say several assassination attempts had failed to take Jackson’s life.

Jackson had been able to chase the international central banking fat cats out of America and held them off.
Andrew Jackson actually fought the fat cat bankers and lived through 2-terms. WOW.
by therootofallevilthefed November 8, 2011
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Andrew Garfield

The most perfect, most cynical human being to ever grace your television screen.

Jewnicorn. He shares a bed with Jesse Eisenberg but is unfortunately in denial of such.

He plays the role of Eduardo Saverin in The Social Network in which a lot of sexual tension is held between he and Eisenberg.
by thescienceofseduction March 29, 2011
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Andrew

a man with a very very small penis. im talkin pinky nail status
you call that a penis? Andrew.
by ballsack152 April 24, 2010
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