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Get the bishop ackland mug.A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.
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Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?
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Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!
Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!
Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!
Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.
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Get the Zander Alan Keheley mug.A stinky Alan is when a man puts his penis in an another man, but before climax the man pull out and then ejaculates into his own mouth and then spits it back into the other man's mouth
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