To muff dive, to muff dive is the act of a male or female(lesbian) performing cunnilingus on another female. When the male or female is performing the act of cunnilingus on their partner their mouth is busy therefore it is muffled.
(Suzanne and Amy were discussing their sexual libido and child birth)
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.
Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.
Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.
by Jay & Jane June 29, 2023
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by Majsjsjs March 14, 2022
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by Muddy cricket November 25, 2016
When one gets drinking alot and thinks their music is at a reasonable volume that won't upset their neighbors, roommates, etc, but is actually way too loud.
Raoul warned me several times to keep my music down, but I had the beer muffs on again last night and now I'm homeless again.
by Wilkie717 April 13, 2023
An alcohol induced condition of the ears in which members of the opposite sex sound sexy as hell. Usually accompanied by beer goggles and drunk dialing.
I had my beer muffs on last night when I called my friends ex. Her voice made me fill up a little bit.
by Spudnut October 06, 2012