Dad: "Hey son, go buy me a pack of smokes 'fore I whip you silly!"
Son: "But dad, there are Itchy Brian's roaming the streets who will try to suck my dick for money to fund their rampant crack and cocaine addiction!"
Dad: "And what do you want me to do about that?" *whips out belt*
Son: "But dad, there are Itchy Brian's roaming the streets who will try to suck my dick for money to fund their rampant crack and cocaine addiction!"
Dad: "And what do you want me to do about that?" *whips out belt*
by MyNameIsBrian2255 February 16, 2020
Get the Itchy Brianmug. An evil man with evil intentions. He works at a Christian school. Don’t trust him with anything he will ruin your life. Men like this should be in prison for all the gross things he has done to children
by Dabinonyouuu September 18, 2019
Get the Brian Wilsonmug. A beautiful soul who im absolutely in love with. A brave funny person who cares about the ones he loves.
by keib10 May 16, 2022
Get the Brianmug. "Brian Tumor" (noun): A highly contagious and profoundly debilitating condition primarily affecting pre-adolescent males named Brian, typically observed at age 12. The disease manifests as an uncontrollable expansion of ego and a dramatic increase in the frequency of unsolicited, poorly timed, and often cringe-worthy attempts at humor. Symptoms include a marked decline in tolerance for other people’s well-being, an overwhelming need to insert oneself into every conversation, and an alarming tendency to dominate social situations with an incessant stream of 'inappropriate' jokes.When you're stuck in a group chat with a 12-year-old named Brian, and he won't stop making terrible puns, interrupting every conversation, and somehow turning everything into his personal highlight reel. It's like his brain is a tumor, growing uncontrollably, with zero regard for anyone else's sanity
Bro, I can't take it anymore. Every time Brian speaks, it's like a Brian tumor of bad jokes and unsolicited opinions. Someone please save us.
by sawcon May 14, 2025
Get the Brian Tumormug. by cool kid03 September 20, 2016
Get the brian mccoulughmug. Brian is probably Arabian, ugly, and a simp. Nobody likes Brian. He has 0 friends. Brian looks like a 36 year old freshman. He also cannot spell
by Ever Since Baby on Baby April 15, 2021
Get the Brianmug. One of the best guys you'll ever meet. He's the biggest dork with the biggest heart, and no matter what kind of mood or funk you're in the always manages to lift you out of it just with his presence. Brian is easily the type of guy that you could see yourself spending the rest of your life with, he's loyal, sweet, hardworking, and kind beyond all measures. Brian is an irreplaceable individual who makes more of an impact on people's lives than he knows of. If you have a Brian in your life, give him the absolute world because he deserves that and more.
Brian is the best boyfriend ever
by dxhxnxe September 9, 2022
Get the Brianmug.