You're a cunt

Say this to people only if they are being the highest form of an asshole to people.
Cunt is the top of the ladder of annoying. It goes from dickhead to asshole then to cunt.
You can't get any higher than cunt.

Oi kyle, you're a cunt... Ya got that?

by Maxcrackers November 4, 2020

camp a choo choo

"Camp a Choo Choo" to have a "Cappuccino" whilst travelling on the train

Monty is on the London bound train heading to a corporate meeting

shouting into to mobile phone so that the whole carriage can hear him

Monty: "Yah Penry I'm on the way to the City"

Monty: "Yah head office meeting Penry"
Monty : "Yah Penry sitting in 1st class just having a cup of " Camp a Choo Choo" while en route"
Monty: "Yah see you there Penry"

Monty: "Yah Yah Penry ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao

by Dan the Man From Manchester December 17, 2019

Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown

The way that Chemo's in Leicestershire greet each other

Chemo 1: Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown
Chemo 2: Not much mush, wanna smoke a cheeky jay

by whattheclubpenguin August 11, 2016

bone app a cheat

This describes the use of online sites to hook up an affair.

Ben Dover was often online trolling for lovers, bone app a cheat!

by I, Wreckerrr February 6, 2017

puke-a-chu

A person who can't hang during a night out of drinking typically evolves into this rare pokemon species. Its only skill is puking at unexplainable and unpredictable times. Despite its rarity, no Pokemon Master wants to catch it. Besides, it will probably stink up the pokeball. It's natural habitat is anywhere near vodka and whiskey--all at once.

"Hold her hair...she just evolved into a puke-a-chu!"

by Kimboses August 27, 2013

Rebel without a clause

A self-proclaimed rebel who goes through life without the barest notion of grammar, syntaxis or propriety of speech.

Dude 1:Damn man, that chick is so rebel -- did you see that "dead 2 corporatioons" sign?

Dude 2: Aww no mate, let's take cover, she's rebel without a clause

by p993 June 8, 2013

Cum in a Coke® Can

The act of ejaculating into a drinking Cup, beaker, flask, canteen, goblet, grail, Stein, or various brands of soda cans. Permitting another person to drink it (Note: consensually), gaining a certain pleasure out of watching them consume it, or by receiving it.

Wife: “Hey, you know what would be kinky?”
Me: “... Cum in a Coke® Can?”
Wife: “What’s that?”
Me: “... Dunno, I literally just made it up... Holy shit, I gotta put this on urban dictionary!”

by Thiccolas Cage October 23, 2019