Big Muff

A fat, lazy and very stupid cat that would kill a man for food.. but is way too lazy.

Big Muff tried to jump on the counter, she broke her neck.

by 1saac April 14, 2019

Muff puncher

A slightly derogatory term for an obstetrician and/or a gynecologist.

That muff puncher took my uterus!

by Phallus Festivus December 12, 2014

Muff Cabbage

Cabbage in one's muff, or pussy. This word orginated from the best show ever, South Park

Steve: FUCk YOU TENISHA, your nothing but MUFF CABBAGE

by Scottie H October 18, 2010

Puddle of Muff

Inside a woman's vagina

"Watch out! Don't stop in that puddle of muff".

by Sweet Lucy November 9, 2022

muff cabbage

When you are really bad at a video game

Gabe is muff cabbage

by goochthemuscial February 28, 2019

Muff Cabbage

a bloody siamese pussy clit

Yo Bitch! Stop being such a Muff Cabbage!

by Wyrd Wizard October 18, 2010

Pillow muff

Face planting and shaking of head back n forth at a fast pace between to breath and or pillow.

Jerry pillow muffed the sofa

by Bigred8 June 20, 2025