A handjob
That asshole in Tim Hortons stole my fucking sandwich, so the lady behind the counter gave me a Canadian handshake.
by Wales420 August 4, 2015
Get the Canadian handshakemug. A "Canadian Porch Swing" is when two completely naked people are standing upright, one behind the other. The person in the rear inserts their big toe inside of the anus of the person in front of them. As the person who has their toe inside of the other person's sphincter moves their big toe in and out, it causes the person in front to rock back and forth, as if they were sitting on a porch swing.
Tracey and Terri were doing a Canadian Porch Swing, on their front porch and got themselves arrested.
by Barrack Bush July 8, 2014
Get the Canadian Porch Swingmug. a sex position when a man holds a woman up-side-down with her legs spread open completely while he does her hardcore up the ass
by J-Ho!!! July 31, 2006
Get the canadian rough housemug. When one party deficates onto another partie's anus,(while being held open) then proceeds to have anal sex with that party.
by Victor April 29, 2004
Get the Canadian Log Jammermug. Used to describe a sex act that some people find very disturbing.
Both the man and the woman start out naked. The woman allows the man to put ~1 pint of whipping cream into her anus. The man then wraps a doritos bag around his penis and uses it as a condom.
The man then proceeds to fuck the woman anally while wearing the doritos bag condom as protection. This continues until the whipping cream has been churned into butter.
The butter can then be put on toast or used in another sexual act.
Both the man and the woman start out naked. The woman allows the man to put ~1 pint of whipping cream into her anus. The man then wraps a doritos bag around his penis and uses it as a condom.
The man then proceeds to fuck the woman anally while wearing the doritos bag condom as protection. This continues until the whipping cream has been churned into butter.
The butter can then be put on toast or used in another sexual act.
Joe didn't need lube. He and Sara did a canadian butter churn and the butter was enough to keep 'em from chafing.
They used the rest of the butter on their toast.
They used the rest of the butter on their toast.
by BigAgitator August 1, 2008
Get the Canadian Butter Churnmug. by Poochy32 December 27, 2007
Get the canadian hot dogmug. by canuks rule October 28, 2009
Get the Canadian Chastity Beltmug.