Give yourself 2

When your friend says something stupid and he loses in a verbal fight

Sagid: did you know that chickens lay eggs?
Me: give yourself 2 for dat

by Young metro don't trust you July 19, 2016

peen yourself

To masturbate

Meghan don't peen yourself just because you're lonely.

by Peen master June 8, 2016

tiddle yourself

Touch yourself leisurely

Tiddle yourself after class today

by Carrii November 20, 2016

bother yourself

Masturbating,usually out of boredom.

You tend to bother yourself a lot on Mondays.

by Cenobica April 26, 2017

Suck Yourself

Something that you should do or maybe told to do when you suck at something more than that person or got backfired that you have to suck your body up physically and feel like you are about to suicide

A: Your face is so retarded like your ex...
B: At least my face is not as retarded as your existence... Shut up and suck yourself
A: (Sucking noises... Chocking noises... Nothing...)

by Splicstx September 15, 2017

Outswiped yourself

When the actual content of a dating profile intensifies the first impression.

You’ve outswiped yourself here, might just be too attractive for your own good.

by DCGrin December 20, 2017

limit yourself

WHEN YOU FEEL THE WORLD SHAKING SO YOU STOP FUCKING DRINKING

David: “I might die of alcohol poisoning this weekend”

Alex: “Dude, just limit yourself and you won’t die”

David: “Great idea! Thanks bro!”

by K.H69 December 28, 2017