Book wanker

A term used by persons who are refreshingly unspoiled by conventional education to describe literate individuals.

Beggar approaches person reading book On a public bench.

Beggar: Can you spare any change so I can buy some food.
Book Wanker: Here’s a sandwich and a public transport ticket
Beggar: How am I supposed to buy heroin with that, you Book Wanker?

In this case the illiterate beggar used the only insult he had in his very short lexicon.

by Snootypants June 5, 2019

Potfaced Wanker

Someone who does the same thing over and over again, even though you and everyone else around you absolutely hates it.

David is a potfaced wanker, who wouldn’t be able to do anything even if it was handed to him

by GuyFawkes’Child July 14, 2019

Dick wanker ballsack depression

Jake Paul

It’s a wild dick wanker Ballsack depression

by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020

Anchor wanker

Person who drives a car and whilst accelerating resting the left foot over the break activating the break lights

That anchor wanker is touching the breaks and accelerating again

by Marcus 2560 January 3, 2021

The Wicked Witch of the West

When you are outside and suddenly pass out and collapse from too much drugs or alcohol and have an explosive, messy bowel movement. Looks like you're melting.

Jane was walking towards the main stage when suddenly the skies darkend and to the crowd's horror, she was struck down by the Wicked Witch of the West.

by @WhoaBigBill January 16, 2021

ear wanker

or a person how is having a finger blast of the ear hole to get rid of an itch or pain to relieve pressure

a deep itch of the ear lope would cause you to stick your finger in your ear, therefore, being a ear wanker . god! stu your a earwanker you've been wanking your ear all morning!

by dave the ear wanking god !! November 27, 2021