cival war

Rallying tantrum of low-information Americans engaging in the most American sport: yelling at the TV while clutching ridiculously overpowered firearms in their tiny fists.

Multiple exclamation marks and misspellings indicate higher patriotism.

I will be buying an AR-15 tomorrow, because if you impeach MY PRESIDENT this way, YOU WILL HAVE ANOTHER CIVAL WAR!!! #MAGA2020

--Rob Drake, Major League Umpire, via Twitter. October 22, 2019

by Miles Purrower October 26, 2019

Wildfire War

A flame war but has over 150 comments

Person 1: Did you hear about that flame war? The one with over 150 flame comments?

Person 2: You mean Wildfire War 9?

by Beans On Butter December 20, 2019

Micronational War

A Micronational War Is when a Micronation Declares war on a other Micronation, Micronational War is not deadly, It's like a nerf war, But with airsoft at times (Usually airsoft) Actual rifles may be owned by a micronational owner but they wont use it, Cus It's not very legal to shoot someone, INFACT IT IS VERY ILLEGAL to shoot someone, Don't do that.

OI IMA DECLARE Micronational War ON YA!

by Orrie Democratic Republic. May 19, 2022

thumbie war

A name Philadelphians give to the game commonly known as "Thumb War". In Philly, a "Thumb War" is a game where two or more people take turns jabbing each other in the eye with their thumbs. The winner is determined by the amount of mucus on their thumb.

Jimmy was shocked when he challenged Damon to a Thumb War and Damon quickly thrust his thumb into his eye. Damon explained that only weak people play Thumbie War.

by twothumbsup November 27, 2010

Revolutionary War

The revolution war was the one war that made Britain lose everything. It all started after the French and Indian War. The colonists had no representatives or anything. So they fight the British and won 8 of 10 major battles that actually counted. France helped the colonists after they won the Battle of Saratoga.

Revolutionary War is still talked to this day about.

by One little hellian October 24, 2017

When there is a war

Something Trump won't pay attention to because of his "TWEETING"

Mr.Trump, I... " Not now, I'm tweeting!" But when there is a war!... " What did i just say!"

by iLik3B4tMan March 24, 2017

Base Wars

That one minecraft game that you force your friends to play because it is so good and is better than everything else in the world.

Raul: "Base wars when"
Shannon: "BASE WARS WHEN"

by Kecreeper August 29, 2022