valley

describes a girl/woman that is abnormally large and wide (like a valley)

1) ho, that chick is so valley!

by hiloboi808 June 5, 2008

valkyrie's kiss

Noun.
When a hot shell casing from a firearm burns your skin and leaves a visible mark. Also known as a Valkyrie Kiss, kiss of a Valkyrie, or a Gun Hickey.

I went to the gun range this week and got a Valkyrie's Kiss on my arm!

by PewPewPew 'Merica May 31, 2018

Valley Trapper

A single, perhaps divorced woman or man that may have more than one children; whose sole objective is to confine an individual who is either financially successful or contains a suitable career.

“Bro, what’s a valley trapper?”
“Let me explain it to you.”
“Exhibit A: Jessica, a single divorced mother with no career or educational background is attempting to confine Mike; a successful investor containing many assets and fathers no children.”

“Exhibit B: Timothy, a plumber and single divorced father is attempting to confine Maria, a successful accountant with various properties and has no children.”

by gdrew94 December 26, 2018

Valley Christian Ho

A nasty pedophile who likes to juggle women out of his league if they aren't underage. An example of this is definitely Matthew, yes Matthew Dominguez.

Dude Matthew is such a Valley Christian Ho, he fucks hella little kids and then plays desperate for pretty girls at school.

by Number One Party Boi May 20, 2019

Smith Valley

The space from the start of the butt crack to the butt hole. It is a target among gays to ejaculate their load

I jizzed in his smith valley

by im me 10324 March 17, 2011

Frosty Valley

When you cum into your partners armpit

Dan: Dude, I totally gave her a frosty valley today! Cum was all up in her pit.
Eli: Nice man!

by vostrofire July 10, 2012