ur mom

Joey: hey jesse i'm gonna fuck ur mom
Jesse: my mom is dead *starts crying*

Joey: omg i'm really sorry i didn't know..
Jesse: fuck off dude i was joking *starts laughing
Joey: *awkwardly laughs*

Biden: hey Trump i'm gonna fuck ur mom
Trump: my mom is dead *starts crying*

Biden: omg i'm really sorry i didn't know..
Trump: fuck off dude i was joking *starts laughing
Biden: *awkwardly laughs*

by （＾Ｏ＾） December 4, 2020

Ur mom

The most beautiful creature in existence one might even have sexual intercourse with ur mom

Guy1:ur mom is sooo hot and fuckable
Guy2: Ikr
Guy3:SWEET HOME ALABAMA

by Jamesyyboi April 11, 2022

ur mom

ur mom

ur mom

by whore lol June 12, 2019

ur mom

This is a phrase that if anyone says... Well idk what to say but. Make sure you stay away from them as they could be an undercover year 7, ready to attack (if they can even land a punch).

Me: What r u doing today?
Year 7: ur mom;
Every Year 7 around him: 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Everyone with friends and a father that actually have a sense of humor: 😐

by UrMomIsNotFunny101 October 9, 2021

ur mom

google it.

i had fun with UR MOM last night

by HUADS Fasdf and 7777 384r October 7, 2021

ur mom

in my bed

ur mom is in my bed

by 6imagine_dragon9 January 1, 2022

Ur mom

A 13 year old boy thinks hes funny by saying that but he sounds 5

Jack: Ur mom HAHAHAH
Josh: not funny idoit

by Thekawaiibunni (anti pngtuber) August 15, 2022