School located in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Known for a declining football program, ugly women, boring parties, snobby unsocial students, and the Asian Invasion.
U of M's Students claim to be better than those of MSU because they study all day long and don't have any fun. They waste their life being unsocial and boring. They often bring up history of their football team and how good they are, yet recently, they have been one of the worst teams in the Big 10.
Students often use one excuse when being made fun of, "But....but...I go to U of M."
U of M's Students claim to be better than those of MSU because they study all day long and don't have any fun. They waste their life being unsocial and boring. They often bring up history of their football team and how good they are, yet recently, they have been one of the worst teams in the Big 10.
Students often use one excuse when being made fun of, "But....but...I go to U of M."
"I go to the University of Michigan, and I believe that whats important in life is studying and whacking off late at night because I cannot get a girlfriend."
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Get the University of Sofa mug.A school that commonly says "It's a great day at Lake State!", although it usually never is. While they have one of the worst hockey teams, the school is also usually pretty bad to it's 2,100 students. After firing some of the best professors there, the school remodeled a building for its smallest academic departments.
The location of the University is perfect... mainly for people that like snow, temperatures below zero, and Canadians. The local town of Sault Ste Marie is pretty boring too. During the school year, the only nightlife available is called "The Three B's": Booze, Bowling, and Betting (for the local casino).
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The location of the University is perfect... mainly for people that like snow, temperatures below zero, and Canadians. The local town of Sault Ste Marie is pretty boring too. During the school year, the only nightlife available is called "The Three B's": Booze, Bowling, and Betting (for the local casino).
The school also regularly forgets to pay it's electric bill.
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Friend 2: "That's Lake Superior State University!"
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"I go to Marywood University because I love Jesus, plus i got a $100,000 scholarship."
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