by Stan Birda April 20, 2018
Get the turtle squadmug. It is a cryptic that lives in the uninhabited areas of Pennsylvania It is part gerbil and part turtle. It's shell is covered in fur which keeps it warm. It has whiskers and fur like a gerbil and scales and a shell like a turtle. They are quite small creatures that live in wet or muddy areas and hate human interaction. They are called Derpa Turtles because the word derp used as a substitute for speech regarded as meaningless or stupid, or to comment on a foolish or stupid action. The A is added to make it plural to mean they are all foolish they are not the smartest creatures but have managed to survive
Did you hear about the man who was killed by those Derpa Turtles. No that could never happen they are too stupid.
by Derpa_Turtle April 23, 2018
Get the Derpa Turtlemug. by Jaclyn February 8, 2005
Get the water turtlemug. The belief of Corporate CEO’s with IQ of 60 that they achieved their position on ther own , though they don’t know what to do or how to get down from the post!
Shelly believes she was promoted because of hr merits, but the underpinnings of her post turtling explain her moronic infatuation.
by Quixote February 12, 2019
Get the Post Turtlingmug. When you are about to take a shit and the first turd is poking out of your ass. You push it out and all of a sudden watery shit explodes out leaving your toilet looking like a bowl of beef stew!
I had to take a shit really bad and had a turtle head sticking out....I pushed that guy out and my shit exploded out turning my toilet into a big bowl of turtle stew!
by MichaelmikeSee June 26, 2015
Get the Turtle Stewmug. by Sausage King June 11, 2006
Get the turtle cockmug. when you and your friends sit under a tent and all take poops. Then once the poop is out you throw it at each other. The winner is the person who stays in the tent the longest
by yes June 3, 2003
Get the mud turtlemug.