Too $hort

One of the first rappers on the west coast. Too $hort loves women and women love him. Everybody loves Too $hort.

A: Ayo!? What's that dope ass track you playin'?
X: It's Too $hort. Cocktales to be exact.
A: Why do you spell it "Cocktales" and not "Cocktails"?
X: Because he tells a ton of crazy ass stories about his past sexual intercourses.

But how'd you figure out the spelling if we were talking?

by DeltaKillsThem February 12, 2021

too euro

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Too euro: trying too hard w/ no shame. Not bougie but almost there.

Kind of like too money, but elitist as fuck.

"Last week when we got caught in the rain, Jane refused to use my extra umbrella because the handle wasn't genuine Prada plastic. Then, when we got to my house, she wouldn't use any of my towels until I could prove their high thread count! That girl is too euro for my tastes."

"She only drinks wine if it costs more than $20 per bottle. That chick is way too fucking euro for me, no matter how hot she is."

by Gurkman March 27, 2013

too much rod, not enough cod

The situation is a total sausage fest, too many men, not enough women.

This party blows man, too much rod, not enough cod

by WhyDoISayThings July 7, 2021

Too long in the shower

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain

"I heard Davey was too long in the shower that's why he didn't come to work"

by Boredom888 June 10, 2018

Too long in the shower

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain

"Heard about that guy who took too long in the shower" " yeah I heard he nearly died "

by Boredom888 June 10, 2018

woohoo too

a place where ex-members of the xbc forums go to to chat and have fun,a place that they can talk about crap without a certain moderator on their ass deleting posts every 5 minutes

dude xbcf fucking sucks now,the new layout blows,go to woohoo too man,its what they call hXe

by MiGeTo July 24, 2008

Too Turnt

Drunk, vomiting and horny af

Tony got way too turnt last night

by DamianoDavidSexual September 3, 2023