Tim

A guy who is probably over fifty, looks super scary, is funny as fuck and is also divorced.

This is Tim: He's is a man.

by BillyBobReuben March 3, 2022

tim

(n.) plume of ass dust that arises from a baby fart while powdering their bottom.

(v.) “to tim” to emit a plume of dust from one’s ass

Man, did you check out the baby’s tim on the changing table?

Yeah, some of that tim got in my mouth!

by 3mschnizzle84959274 July 31, 2021

Officer Tim

The most famous man in KHS. He doesn’t even learn anything here, and everyone loves him. Has a theme song, his face on trading cards, and someone dressed up as him for Halloween. Coolest man ever.

Officer Tim’s a cool cat, bro.

by notabandkid May 11, 2022

Timming

The unintentional act of stealing ones girlfriend

Tim! Are you timming again?!

Man, he is timming another new prospect.

by Unintentionallyevil November 16, 2017

Tim

Tim (noun): A 6’4” tall, cute, and handsome individual who naturally stands out in a crowd. Often admired for both looks and presence, Tim carries an effortless charm that makes people take notice.

“Did you see that guy walk in? He’s tall, cute, and has that effortless confidence—definitely a total Tim.”

by Warbondz March 25, 2025

tim

tim a huge fucking simp that won’t stop dumping over katelyn

dude tim stop simping over katelyn i know you love her a lot you have to stop

by anonymous November 22, 2021

tim pool

Any small spherical fecal bolus within the rectum left after a premature contraction of the external sphincter. In general, this refers to a bolus that is too small to exert sufficient intrarectal pressure to trigger its own evacuation but large enough to be perceived by the individual. Upon subsequent rectal packing, and because they have become necrotic with age, these tend to form a black cap, much like a stocking hat, at the leading end of the next stool.

Bryan, I had to cut-off off that last shit early because I was going to be late for tennis practice. I didn’t get it all out and hence, a large tim pool will be first out tomorrow morning, black-capping my morning’s turd. I can’t wait to see it.

by Clay Corbin January 24, 2025