When you engage in the serial distribution of flying excrement into the back of one's mate's head after he is found fornicating with one's monogamously exclusive commited life partner, generally followed by bouts of semen, unless the challenge is accepted in which the two males joust to the death in a tournament for the hand of the unfaithful yet desirable whore bag over which the challenge was initially initiated.- (See jungle joust.)
He was devastated as he performed the Jungle Tim for his right hand man and his succubus lover wrapped in his once best friends embrace.
by LillithofHell December 3, 2023
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Tim carries a big man figure with a considerate heart. Many friends know he is a sociable person who always shows his best side to the world; a few knows he enjoys tranquility and stability more. Though Tim wants a stable life, friends of him always want to take adventurous steps together, coz they truly believe he is a reliable and trustworthy companion.
Although a little indecisive, argumentative and shy of speaking their minds, Tim indeed knows well of what he wants, and he will really work them out. 'A man who gives too much to receive too little.', a sentence may often appear in his mind, but that won't be the truth :)
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Although a little indecisive, argumentative and shy of speaking their minds, Tim indeed knows well of what he wants, and he will really work them out. 'A man who gives too much to receive too little.', a sentence may often appear in his mind, but that won't be the truth :)
Tim knows everything and able to fix everything, fix both objects and people around. He is sometimes stubborn, but he will change in front of his friends, and that is undoubtedly, a very precious change indeed. He'll protect you, care for you, and rescue you even the world is collapsing. He will become an important person in someone's life coz he let people feel secured and simply, happy.
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