River is the best person you will ever meet in your entire lifetime. She is so hilarious and the most beautiful girl you have ever laid eyes on. She can be very kind but also rude if you make her mad. She will judge you so much if you do something bad to her or her friends. She has the best fashion sense ever and you will never see her without a fashionable outfit on. She is the funny energetic friend everyone needs. She is the best person know to exist.
Person 1: Hey have you seen River today?
Person 2: ya she was wearing the most beautiful outfit ever and was so funny.
Person 2: ya she was wearing the most beautiful outfit ever and was so funny.
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Get the River mug.Rivers, if you ever meet a Rivers there's a few things that you will figure out quickly. You might feel judged or observed by Rivers by their stare or lack of engagement in the conversation but this just means they are paying attention and actually listening. Once a Rivers feels comfortable with you, you will get to see what an amazing funny person they are. Rivers is the kind of person that you can tell genuinely cares about your well being. Rivers tend to have the most beautiful eyebrows and eyes that could really draw you in. They are one of the best people you will meet so when they start to pull away from you and become distant, don't let them go. they are so very special and unlike anyone you'll ever meet. They will make you remember the name Rivers forever.
"Hey who's that kid, they don't really say much."
"Oh I know them, that's Rivers, I promise, you'll love them."
"Oh I know them, that's Rivers, I promise, you'll love them."
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