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Puddle of Muff

"Watch out! Don't step in that puddle of muff".
by Sweet Lucy November 9, 2022
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neck muff

The newborn patchy chin grundle. When you have a thicket of neck pubes on your turkey gobbler.
Damn.....did you see Chad walk in today with his neck muff? He needs to shave before the next meeting.
by Jwortylko May 24, 2021
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MUFF

Contrary to popular belief, A Muff is a term used to describe a specific type of female's vagina.

Rather than Poon, being a small bodied clean shaven vagina.. Muff relates to the opposite of the detail.. I.E. A nice phat hairy vagina would be described as a MUFF.
Damn Becky's camel toe is thiccc... She's got the warmest softest Muff around.
by BeerHanded89 March 19, 2019
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Man muff

by The Quackers September 26, 2023
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Muff Cabbage

John: Hey man what's a Muff Cabbage?
Tom: A what?
Guido: Yo man! it's a Jersey thing!
John and Tom:What's does it mean?
Guido: It's a jersey thing
John and Tom: -____-
by dyck-ryder October 17, 2010
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Muff

This day got so muff
by Jauntz_- December 8, 2020
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Luh Muff

Luh Muff is a sophisticated slang term that is a synonym to calling someone a motherfucker. Muff combines mother and fucker together to create one, more efficient, term.
Shut up Luh Muff!” (directed towards someone you have deemed to be a mother fucker)
by TheWordBros April 1, 2025
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