Dirty ass island chain off the coast of Florida. There is nothing to do unless you are a 60 year old boomer from Minnesota who likes to get wasted on a boat. Every single store is a tourist trap with the exception of Dollar Tree. Every single house is built on stilts, has crushed rock covering the whole yard, a boat out back, a manatee or fish mailbox, and a Lets Go Brandon or Trump 2024 flag flying. The islands are so narrow you can walk from one end to the other in a 50 seconds. You are isolated on a little island with a bunch of drunk old White people.
The Keys are a Midwestern retirement community for unrepentant alcoholics. And then the Cuban refs are on stock island.
by B52C69007 March 2, 2022
Get the The Keysmug. The abyss is a place deep in your soul where your trapped mentally and you can’t escape you have to find them key’ to get out but you can just find it, you have to find something which you enjoy or takes you out by force.
Guy 1: Yo man, I’m in the abyss and I feel so empty like I don’t want to do anything no more
Guy 2: Oh shit man, Do you know what the key is
Guy 1:Nah, I have to find this It make takes weeks
Guy 2: Hope your Okay and find the key to the abyss
Guy 2: Oh shit man, Do you know what the key is
Guy 1:Nah, I have to find this It make takes weeks
Guy 2: Hope your Okay and find the key to the abyss
by Downside January 12, 2020
Get the The key to the abyssmug. Key is the sweetest most handsome boy you’ll ever meet he always puts others before himself no matter how he’s feeling he’s very respectful and an overall beautiful person anyone would be lucky to have key in their life he’s someone you’d never wanna lose.
Q: Hey have you talked to that boy over there?
D: Yeah! His name is key he’s really nice you should go talk to him!!
D: Yeah! His name is key he’s really nice you should go talk to him!!
by Yourlocalweeniesucker November 21, 2023
Get the Keymug. Me: Whoa I think I just got a slippy key!
Kieran: Nah bro you pressed r!
Me: aaahhh, ok bro thx!
Kieran: np
Kieran: Nah bro you pressed r!
Me: aaahhh, ok bro thx!
Kieran: np
by NovaWaffle November 15, 2019
Get the slippy keymug. Guy1: That bird is well fit, I'd hang out the back of it.
Guy2: Fuck yeah... I'd smash her keys n gray right in!
Guy2: Fuck yeah... I'd smash her keys n gray right in!
by RE2theD December 13, 2012
Get the Keys n Graymug. 
That one guy that always talks all that shit on 2k20 ps4 and says he will beat you in real life on 139 Courts but actually never does meanwhile alex hustles everyday just to beat lakota after quarantine. lakota = keyfood man \ Alex = hustler
Hey kevin remember when key food man said that he was gonna beat me in a 1 on 1 and he lied , trash kids these days.
by SlaveOwnerOfShaqir June 2, 2020
Get the Key food manmug.