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Chicken wingman

The unsung hero of a bridal party, usually older than a ring bearer and younger than a groomsman, whose responsibility it is to leverage his cuteness to hookup groomsmen with available bridesmaids. If the groomsman lacks the confidence necessary for the mission to succeed, it is also the responsibility of the chicken wingman to call him, "CHICKEN!" and ply him with drinks (and optional celery stalks) until the mission is completed successfully.
Groomsman: "The bride's cousin looks pretty hot in that seasonally appropriate dress that she'll never wear again; but, I don't know if I can talk to her."

Chicken wingman: "Chicken! Do this shot of tequila, munch on these celery stalks, and then we'll go over there, and I'll introduce you."

Groomsman: "Thanks, buddy. You're a great chicken wingman."
by FigData June 20, 2016
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chicken eggz

bit of a legendary youtuber. catches predators. he is cool af.
oh man, i hope chicken eggz uploads today!
by daniellecohnsgrandma December 8, 2019
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Chickens is bitches

The truest of all the truths.
"Fuck! That chicken just laid an egg on my pillow!"
"Chickens is bitches!"
"Now I'm going to go eat some gallo pinto."
"Sorry, that chicken just ate it."
by DonaMaria February 5, 2009
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gay chicken

A game where 2 men grab each other's penises, and the first one to get an erection loses.
"One of the perks of erectile dysfunction is that you're pretty much unbeatable in a game of gay chicken."
by rödent August 6, 2023
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Chicken Pot

An extremely tasty, non-nutritional asian dish containing sizeable chunks of chicken meat. Typically served in a claypot. Soup stock rumoured to contain opium.
hey, wanna have chicken pot for lunch?
by JoeyKasey August 7, 2011
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cunt chicken

In politics, the game of espousing good, popular policies with the express intention of getting your opponents to reflexively oppose them and therefore look stupid. Particularly used on left Twitter with reference to Jeremy Corbyn, who was the pioneer and master of the game during the 2017 UK general election.
"Corbyn's just playing a game of cunt chicken now to see what the soundest policy is he can come out with that pricks will still say is shit." - first usage from t_manning92 on Twitter
by BakedBeanBreville November 5, 2019
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chicken of the sea

A naval game where opposing naval ships try to provoke one another with dangerous actions and maneuvers.
The Gulf of Tonkin incident was a game of chicken of the sea that was used to promote American intervention in Viet Nam.
by quesondriac May 8, 2013
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