Bitch Goggles

Designer sunglasses of the feminine sort that scream wealth, glamour, and sophistication. The trend (as with most things trendy)seems to be the bigger, the better. In addition to blocking out rays from suns in distant galaxies, serving as a racoonine substitute for makeup, and masking your blood-shot, coke-glazed eyes from prying gazes; these sunglasses do tremendous wonders for the feminine mystique. Must have accessories include the latest model camera-phone, a lit cigarette (preferably menthol), ugg-style boots, and a frilly mini-skirt.

Samantha's new bitch goggles failed to hide the haggard features brought on by lengthy tanning sessions, chain-smoking, and excessive partying.

by Gregory Barlikas June 29, 2005

Putin's Bitch

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is Putin's Bitch.

by sadstateofaffairs July 17, 2018

Venice bitch

A girl who is in a toxic relationship but won't leave the guy even she knows she's unhappy

Friend 1: Idk why Amy still stays with that douche

Friend 2: Cause she's his venice bitch

by Stoppingtime November 21, 2019

Bitch Pickle

A word to describe someone who disgusts you and sometimes as a form of endearment. Sometimes in a restaurant you get a pickle and it sucks or you get a good one and it's awesome in your mouth.

Awwww Alicia is such a Bitch Pickle. <3

Ughh. Brianna can be such a Bitch Pickle. That trifling Bitch Pickle ate my sandwich!

by Mickey Pickels October 16, 2011

Bitch Park

Parking over to the side so much that the person next to you either can not park or open their door without hitting a car.

Becca: "I totally just hit this persons car with the door."
Brent: "Oh well! They shouldn't have bitch parked."

by Turtle94 October 17, 2011

Nick's A Bitch

a real pain in the ass all the time for no reason. Loud af for no reason. Sings bitchy songs out loud so everyone has reason to hate them.

"Nick's a Bitch" - Tony said

by Aarons A Bitch March 14, 2019

Bitches to the Left

A exclamation of satisfaction, usually at the complete of a task or at a positive turn of events so great that all the bitches in the room should move out of your way. What are they doing out of the kitchen anyway?

"Hey guys! I just managed to sneak out of that restaurant without paying the tip! Bitches to the left!!"
"Frank that's horrible, why would you tell us that."
"Yeah, fuck you Frank."
"I hope you die, Frank."

by Painfullyindecisiveaboutnames September 2, 2011