Hoes Mad

When hoes are mad

Person 1: hoes mad
Person 2: hoes mad

by ThotSlayerZamasu January 10, 2020

hoeing out

When your usally not a hoe but one or two days of the week you "hoe out"

"Damn Darlene was really hoeing out this week."

"Yeah did you hear? She lost her voice."

by tacome August 21, 2016

hoe-esque

To do or act slutty in a sensual but "lady-like" manner. Most commonly used by Darlysa.

Wiki caressed his arm in a hoe-esque manner.

by howtobeahoe101 May 16, 2018

Hoe Donkey

An endeering term for the person you are currently sleeping with.

"Got to get home and see the old Hoe Donkey", or Ï love you hoe donkey"

by ernieTorphan August 24, 2009

hoe vibe

When you get a feeling she a hoe

Jerry: Hey im talking to Sophia
Nick: Yo she has a strong hoe vibe

by spatton91 July 11, 2016

Food Hoe

1. A girl who tries to get a date with you (or otherwise use you) just to get food/your money.

I shouldn't have used tinder; it's full of food hoes. They just want me to take them out to get free food.

by Karab okama March 11, 2017

guadalupe hoe

One who floats the Guadalupe River. Walking their tube resembling a baby goat or giraffe. Randomly joins established parties. Willing to show titties for Jell-O shots.

“Can you believe my husband just whistled at that Guadalupe hoe.”

by River Karen July 13, 2022