Sprocket arse it

To consume alcoholic or narcotic beverages via anal ingestion and retention until intoxication.

Them thar skooligan gals in elementary was in the toilets sprocket arse it a slim Jim each so as teacher wouldn't smell it on their breath ...like , yeah man !

by MonsDeepPassionateKiss June 23, 2021

Tap that arse

To have Anal Sex with

"Judy's peach is so fine, I'd love to tap that arse.."

by Only if you're doing it right! February 20, 2023

Rabbi Arse Plunder

Rabbi Arse Plunder are an experimental gore grind / Death Metal band from Sussex UK featuring Emma Menorah, Ruth Will Rise Again, and Mike Ball Grinder.

The new Rabbi Arse Plunder album " Cunt Puss" is a fantastic blend of Death Metal, Goregrind, and Japanese Reggae

by Bearcrawl April 9, 2024

Half-arsing

Verb - Meaning to go about a designated task in an obvious and intentional half-arsed manner, with the expectation of having someone more motivated or capable step in and take over, and never being entrusted with such tasks ever again.

Woman to friend: "I don't know why I bother asking my insert either: Son/Husband/Brother/Housemate to help with insert either: cook/clean/laundry/chores etc, they'll just fart around Half-arsing it so that I take over in frustration and finish it properly, or have to do it all over again anyway."

Mother to Son: "Can you please help fold and put away your laundry?"
Son to Mother: *sighs* "OK..." * scrunches laundry into a ball and stuffs it in a drawer.*
Mother to Son: "you know what? Just get outta my way and quit Half-arsing around. I may as well just do it myself."

by Joools November 28, 2022

arse hole cunt

One of worst type of person you could encounter , worse than an typical arse hole, worse than a cunt, more spastic than an oncock. Simply worst of the worst

Have a look at oncock, hanging off every cunts cock thinking he'll get some where real fast what a fucking arse hole cunt.

by maxwell-monty November 1, 2021

chicken arse licker

chicken arse licker is a person who is obsessed with kfc chicken commonly used in staffordshire and stoke-on-Trent

Dude craig is such a chicken arse licker

by Leanne&taylor February 24, 2024

sunburnt arse

A sunburnt arse is a person whose face has become so swollen with sunburn that it looks like an arse (of generic appearance). Typically of English origin. There are no know cures.

babe: 'hey whats that baboon on heat doing staring at my tits ?'
dude: 'thats just a sunburnt arse!'

by wise_spatula February 14, 2012