Text Lag

The time between when the light turns green and the moron in front of you looks up from his texting and realizes it.

Intersections are much safer now that we have text lag - no one ever takes off as soon as the light changes any more.

by Valet Parking Hater January 8, 2015

Text Buffer

Text Buffer

When texting a girl goes really well but when you meet face to face it doesn't go as well

Mark and Melinda really hit off until the finally met. All texting was just a text buffer .

by The Dude of the Stupid November 11, 2018

Text Men

Text Men is a series of 4 main characters, Favreau, Ontario, Humble David and Winchester Jason.
Famous jokes: Boosy, chit boner, badussy, banker cheese, bortnite, bababooey and mjchans life. mjchan is a unusual species of human. some would say hes sped.

text men loves snap chant

by jujay777 September 2, 2021

[having text]

1. The beginning stage of a relationship when you spend countless hours sending text messages back and forth.

2. Flirtatious text messaging

I swear I'm going to get carpal tunnel in my thumbs from "having text" all night, when in fact it should be my hamstrings that hurt.

by BigDsmuck December 9, 2008

whoops text

when you text the wrong person and reveal a secret at the same time

Jim texted his coworker Lisa "Miss You :-)"

He really meant to text his new gf he is keeping on the down low.

When Jim got back to the office her told Lisa sorry I whoops texted you.

by bluemouse April 30, 2010

Repetitive text bombardment

To send more than one message to a person before they have a chance to reply, making the sender seem needy. The sender often doesn't understand that the receiver probably cant reply because they cant get to their phone at the moment, so repetitive messaging is pointless.

When I switched on my phone I had five messages from Sam. Serious repetitive text bombardment.

by buttons0191 July 12, 2011