Teenage Girl Syndrome

Removing/adding vowels and constants from words while typing or SMS messaging. Other symptoms include, the frequently misspelling of words on purpose, and the overuse of acronyms.

Girl: OMG, lol ur so hawt!

Boy: You seem to be suffering from TGS.

Girl: Whutttttttt?

Boy: Teenage Girl Syndrome

by redword1314 February 7, 2010

teenage mutant ninja turtles

An awesome show with a kickass themesong until cartoon network came and reanimated it, changed the themesong so it was some stupid techno rave thing that didn't even mention splinter (by far the coolest martial arts sensei who like renaissance artwork who is also a rat), and basically ripped the show's balls off.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: We're by far the coolest turtles skilled in different weapons who are named after renaissance writers and have a kickass theme song.

Cartoon Network: Well we just bought your rights and now you're all lame now!

TMNT: Noooooooo! We are a buncha mo-fos now!

Me: Fuckin' A!

by Gizwidget February 14, 2007

Nascar Teeth

When the teeth of some slack jawed yokel are fighting for pole position.

Check out those nascar teeth, looks like molars are coming up, incisors in a near second...... aaaand bicuspid for the win!!!

by GS AVI March 21, 2008

Brushing your teeth

This is a term used when one says they are going to go brush their teeth, but in reality just goes off to masturbate.

Joey says, "I'm going to go brush my teeth", and returns 30 minutes later, forehead all sweaty.

Sure Billy, why don't you just go BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

by Phr0s7 April 5, 2003

teena marie

A white singer with a black voice. Also sometimes known as Tina Marie. She was married to Rick James.

Teena Marie has songs like Eve, Portuguese Love, Still in Love, and Ebony Eyes.

by Angelacia May 15, 2007

teen love

something that happens in summer. feels real, and you know for sure it is. but its not, cos everyone tells you ' oh that wont last a week - you'll get over him/her sooner or later.' except it doesnt last a week. it lasts ages. months. even years. and when you do break up with them, you never do get over them. teen love IS love. shouldnt be called teen love. but it is seeing as adults 'know' (or i should say assume) that it isnt real love and the teenagers dont experience any of the feelings you do when you fall in love.

Her: omg i cant fucking stop thinking about him
Her mom: yeah.
Her: i sit up all night waiting for him 2 call
Her: i just cant describe it.. feels like ive died and gone to heaven
Her mom: teen love, i see. darling you will be on to another boy next week!

by hollyxzz June 11, 2006