playing with my tablet

Slang for Masturbating

wildKat: what were you up to?
Devenaira: I... uh.... ummmm... I was playing with my tablet.

by xxxkitkat July 31, 2017

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tabhead

Someone who thinks that even the simplest of tasks are so insurmountable that they aren't even worth attempting.

A Tabhead is often mistaken for being lazy.

My girlfriend was ready to give up. I told her, "Don't be a Tabhead, they don't close for an hour and we're only 30 minutes away".

by MastaKraka September 28, 2017

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TABBED

One who is high because of smoking weed or taking any other kind of drugs

Dude1: We shouldn't waste the time here, better we leave now..
Dude 2: why?
Dude 1: I think it ain't gonna benefit us talking to this guy. This guy seems to be "TABBED"

by Machampadi June 12, 2018

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tablighnophobia

Tablighnophobia

I can't go anywhere now because I am having tablighnophobia due to Tabligh gathering during Covid-19 outbreak

by Convict Anonymous March 20, 2020

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An anorexic woman who embodies the essence of a homeless man, that smells of musty hotdog water, who dips his balls in mustard and sets fires to evergreen trees. Typically she can be found vaping by the dumpster in the back of a Kroger parking lot with her pet moss ball. She still lives with her parents and she exclusively only dates men younger than her. Approach her with caution for she bites. Provide her with only wine, nicotine, and cheese. But do not feed her after 6 p.m. For there will be dire consequences.

Help! My friend is dating a Tabeetha... how do I break the news to him?

by 70RedZebra's February 27, 2022

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