“What’d you do this weekend?”
“Becky gave me some great tail.”
“You fucked her?”
“Oh, you know it, man.”
“Where were you, Tyson?”
“Sorry, I was getting some tail from Brian.”
“Becky gave me some great tail.”
“You fucked her?”
“Oh, you know it, man.”
“Where were you, Tyson?”
“Sorry, I was getting some tail from Brian.”
by Scarlettbb September 17, 2022
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Get the Roster tailingmug. When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.
True story
True story
I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.
by Dionysusaur June 22, 2021
Get the Tail of Tearsmug.