crohn’s goblins

The little goblins that run through your colon when you have the shits.

Where is Russ? He’s at the shitter again. The crohn’s goblins are terrorizing him today

by Cornhole hunter April 17, 2025

cock goblins

a horrible species that can only properly be taken care of via ak-47 model 56

those damn cock goblins are back

by beddsy January 31, 2021

Green Goblin

Not only the biggest GOAT of all of the supervillains, but one individual who definitely deserves a spot in the hall of fame.

"Did you watch the new movie, Spiderman: No Way Home?

"Yeah dude it was sick"

"Who killed aunt may again?"

"it was the Green Goblin, he is the goat dude!"

by protein bor August 9, 2022

goblin knocker

A goblin who knocks on the door looking for treats on Halloween if you don't have candy you're in for a very bad trick!

Hey Jared?
Jared:what's up?
Did you save some candy for the goblin knocker?

by Randomhungryrat May 14, 2024

Spear Goblins

A card in clash royale often used to kite high health troops (meGAY knight, Pekka,) resulting in a massive elixir trade and the obliteration of entire pushes. Players who use it don't have a family and only live ( on the streets) to play this one game, only earning money by demonstrating their skill in front of depression-stricken hordes.

Player 1: Want to train for that clan war?

Player 2: Sure, let me upgrade my Spear Goblins first.

Player 1: I think you're prepared enough. considering that we're in the middle of a hood and being watched.

by Mudane potion#069 October 17, 2022

Crotch Goblin

Fruit from the loins of people with no fucking parenting skills, aka children. They typically appear feral with no apparent parental supervision. They lack discipline, respect, self awareness or basic education. They can typically be found in Walmart, Target and ER waiting rooms. Pajama and slipper wearing parents may or may not be found in the general vicinity.

Who does this feral crotch goblin belong to? It just opened a pack of sweets in the grocery store without paying for it. Where are the parents?

by Samesamebutdifferent78 May 19, 2025

Kamdyn The Goblin

A girl that breaks up with your best friend after 2 months of seggs. She is very manipulative and rude. She broke Owen. RIP Owen 2006-2020

Person 1: Eww look at that bitch

Owen : ya that’s Kamdyn the goblin. MY SHITTY EX

by Puébès October 3, 2020