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Cheddar Goblin

Someone who was embarrassed or emasculated in there childhood who cuts off all ties with family or friends to sit in there dark room using there computer all day, sometimes not even doing anything and just staring at the screen.

a way you can tell someone is a cheddar goblin is if they have bright pale skin, are really skinny, and sometimes can be a femboy.
the phrase "cheddar goblin" comes from the Nicolaus cage movie "Mandy"
ever since that time in 8th grade Jerry has been a cheddar goblin
by Qesdfjoibcvmbj August 15, 2022
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Loot goblin

Will take do anything to get his loot or any loot for that matter. If you die and then come back he’ll have taken everything. He’ll die trying to get his loadout if he has to.
Alex: where’s my stopping power gone? I left it by the shop after buying the loadout
Owen: sorry mate didn’t know it was yours..
Alex: you’re such a loot goblin!!!
by Pigrabbit69 August 5, 2021
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Goblin King

A male that is very heavy weighted and sits around playing video games all day. One is also know to lie a lot.
Dude did you see that Goblin King?

Yeah, he told me he's a pilot.
by By Audio January 12, 2013
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midnight goblin

A person who often wake up in the middle of the night, horny and with a goblin like energy, starts having sex with their partner.
1) Dude! She started blowing you in your sleep?
2) Yeah she's my midnight goblin, gobbling on my d**k
by MoonshinerPhil September 17, 2023
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vagina goblin

God Kate's vagina goblin is such a asshole
by Boobyfly June 16, 2023
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Dope Goblin

a dope goblin is a person who clearly uses hard drugs but claims sobreity publicly. the dope fiend the your Facebook page giving steady updates on their life that on one cares about. (statuses, selfies, etc)
that dope goblin is claiming to be clean on Facebook for the 5th time this year... oh wow smh
by touch of tism March 15, 2024
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Clob Goblin

A woman with very large, fake lips
"Hey John, you see that Clob Goblin over there?"
"That's some Clob Goblin!"
by SeoLimpson June 19, 2022
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