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Alan needs to wear his tear bib when he watches FOX news because not enough people on FOX news hate America and it offends Alan's liberal sensibilities.
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Tear Dropping - when you go down to perform oral sex and the smell is too terrible to perform so you work your way back up casually. The resulting shape you make is a tear drop, aka rain dropping.
by Djb1987 March 11, 2016
Get the tear dropping mug.The largest, most odiferous bowel movement of the day, one that usually occurs in the morning. This movement is often accompanied by or caused my an extremely upset stomach, due to fears of the government, the president, the situation in Iraq, terrorism, medicare, the state of the world...
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Get the shed your morning tear for Nixon mug.while recieving oral sex from a girl, the male asks her to examine his penis for something, this is all just a joke however, and when she brings it close to her eye the male thrusts forward into her eye causing her to cry tears of pain....or joy....who knows
she slept with her ex the night before so i gave her a tear jerker, now she really has something to cry about.
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I was in the back room getting a mean handy from Alex when someone almost walked in. Obviously she wasn't down to finish me off so when I went to go pee, I saw a phoenix tear on my tip.
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