strawberry vice

When your partner clamps your penis between their knees and squeezes as hard as they can. If applied for sufficient time, the bellend will resemble a strawberry.

Geraldine did the strawberry vice on me last night. Uncanny!

by Trumptonvicar July 20, 2017

strawberry whip cream

When you squirt whipped cream on a girl’s pussy when she’s on her period and eat her out.

“Yo, Brad, I totally strawberry whip creamed that chick”

by ouyes August 6, 2023

strawberry pound cake

When a guy pounds a girl on her period, the resulting sauce is called strawberry pound cake

There is a shit ton of strawberry pound cake on the shower floor after I fuck you on your period

by Pound caker April 5, 2017

Strawberry Latte

When you're eating a girl out while she's on her period and then she has diarrhea all over your face.

Mmm, I ordered a creme soda but that barista gave me a strawberry latte instead.

by dubsfilth February 23, 2024

Strawberry shortcake

Giving a woman a cream pie while her period

“I gave Stacy a strawberry shortcake last night”

by UrMom_69420 December 10, 2024

No Strawberries in our Cool Whip

A phrase used by people like your boss as a miserable attempt to convey a nuance leading to confusion and a lack of respect. Usually preceded by something like "Now, I want to be clear on this:"

Caucasian Corporate Middle Manager: "Now, I want to dynamicize this project by stripping out the unnecessities. We don't want no strawberries in our cool whip."

by Dr. Gangstalicious Jones, E$q. April 3, 2015

Strawberry Caviar

Strawberry Caviar: The mindset of having it all, the skillset and opportunity, to accomplish any goal no matter how ridiculously improbable success may seem. The ability to persuade others to join in a delusional pursuit regardless of risk. A fake-it-till-you-make-it mode of manifestation

"Jewan was absolutely full of strawberry caviar when he somehow had every one of our rooms comped by Mr. Assface over there. WTF?"

by Orange Dawg February 17, 2021