Spider-Man: No Way Home

ok so I watched this movie twice at the cinema and let me fucking tell you this it was absolutely fucking AMAZINGGGGGGF brooooooo GO WATCH IT IF U HAVENT ALREADY!!! (No spoiling pls if u have) I have no words I am beyond flabbergasted and and and and and and uhhmmm YEAHHH IT WAS SO GOOD UGH 😩😩😩😩 *cums*

Me: Yo bro you seen the new Spider-Man: No Way Home ?

Uneducated Bitch: Um? No? What’s it about?

Me: *drags her ass to the cinema and makes her watch it WITH 0 DISTRACTIONS*

Her: OMFGGG UT WAS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT UR A LIFE SAVER MAN OMG I DONT THINK ID LIVE OR SURVIVE WITHOUT SEEING THIS HOLY BRO!!! *cums*

by swaggiestkylefp December 30, 2021

Cosmic Spider

The act of allowing a large spider to run up and down the shaft causing stimulation until climex is reached; thus rocketing the spider into the cosmos.

I gave that daddy long legs a wicked cosmic spider last night.

by Arachnophiliacs September 24, 2011

Morman Spider

A male spider that has many females spiders that he has sex with. Can have have a large hairy spider penis that its uses to run for president.

-Man, Mitt Romney is such a Morman Spider!

-Gee Billy you sure have sex with alot of women you are like a Morman Spider

by Soon Soon Soon November 20, 2013

The Spiderman

When a man ejaculates into his hand after masterbation, then throws it at another person.

Sunnie was not being a nice person, so I gave her the Spiderman!

by Caliclint2005 November 6, 2015

Reverse Spider-Man

When a girl is jacking off a guy, and he cums in her hand, she throws the cum into his face and yells “Go web shooter!”

He thought it was going to be a special night, jokes on him. He got reverse Spider-Man’d

by Casemurai November 8, 2019

Spiderman

A Spiderman is when a male ejaculates in his palm(usually during sex)and flicks his wrist in a forward motion causing the semen to fly and often hit his partner. It's common to pronounce, "My Spider-Sense is tingling!" before commiting this act. Usually to let a partner know what's about to happen or confuse them, leaving them open for a clearer shot. Spidermans can be done alone but are better enjoyed with a partner.

1.)"Hey, Tiffany.. Sorry about giving you that Spiderman last night. I told you my Spider-Sense was tingling!"

2.)"Hey, broseph. I got bored last night and Spiderman'd a couple Dr.Pepper."

by Dr. Jack King Goffe September 30, 2009