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spooning

when your girlfriend turns into a spoon and you shove it up your ass then give the spoon to john.

(john with a spoon)
cunt girlfriend: "would you still love me if I was a spoon?"

cunt boyfriend: "meeeeoooooooww"

oh nah they spooning
by qwerty002 February 20, 2022
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Futile effort; trying to achieve the impossible using inadequate means.
When your buddy asks what someone is doing and you don't know, you say "That boy is out there Chasing a Cloud with a Rubber Spoon."
by thingymaging June 20, 2025
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Spoon ho

Someone who spoons with others regardless of relationship status, emotional state, or friendship with the spoonee.
"Oh my god, Katie is such a spoon ho, she cuddled with everyone at the party last night!"
by Thymelord November 3, 2016
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Kevin spoon

A super hot and sexy dude who’s name is kevin spoon
Kevin spoon is totally insane and pushin p and he is in the tonka
by Exultancu May 12, 2022
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The Lovin' Spoonful

A rock band formed in the mid-1960's. Initially, the band was composed of four members, as follows:
-John Sebastian (born March 17, 1944)
-Zal Yanovsky (December 19, 1944 - December 13, 2002) (Yes, that is his real name)
-Joe Butler (Born September 16, 1941)
-Steve Boone (date of birth unknown)

They were known for their very happy and upbeat songs, some slow, some fast. They were extremely popular during their heyday, with even The Beatles citing them as an inspiration for at least one of their songs (namely, "Good Day Sunshine"). Paul McCartney in particular is a huge fan of them, and so are the Kinks' Davies brothers.

Their success was short-lived, however, due to legal issues and other problems; John Sebastian left the band in 1968 to pursue a (rather unsuccessful) solo career, and things went downhill from there. Despite finding a replacement in fellow musicians and brothers Jim and Jerry Yester, they disbanded in 1969 after only four years together.

However, in 1991, the band reunited. John Sebastian did not return, although he briefly joined them in a one-off reunion in 2000 and again in 2020. Jerry Yester was kicked out in 2017 after it was discovered that he is a child predator (and now a registered sex offender). Despite this, the band continues to perform under the leadership of the two remaining original members, Boone and Butler.
The Lovin' Spoonful is a very underrated band, although many people think that they're just not the same without John Sebastian.
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Bogey spoons

Another name for finger nails due to them being very useful when it comes to scooping bogeys from the nostrils.
Sharon is off to get her bogey spoons done at the nail salon later.
by Jimbo Baggins March 12, 2025
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noah spoon

he is a very smart independent young man who sucks at law clas
hey noah spoon

noah spoon
by BY ChizBOMB and the MANDEM October 28, 2021
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