Soggy Bones

The term you result to using after someone reminds you your bones are wet.

Friend: "Your bones are wet".
You: "I HATE THAT!!"
You: "...soggy bones..."

by Bone-Man July 27, 2021

Soggy Corndog

A soggy corndog is when one individual, having a penis, ejaculates on a condom prior to sexual intercourse with a female. The sperm on the condom draws the condom obsolete in sexual acts. There is no practical use for the soggy corndog.

Theo: “Bro I can’t believe this, this is my 3rd pregnancy this year, with 3 different girls!”
Logan: “Theo you can’t just keep soggy corndogging girls, they’re obviously gonna get pregant!”
Theo: “Bro I just can’t do it any other way.”

by Notzev August 14, 2021

Soggy Cheeto

When you come back home from a live football game so drunk that you can’t get it up all the way, but she’s still down, and helps you thumb in a softie.

The wife had to help me up the stairs after the game, since I was so drunk, but she was still down for a Soggy Cheeto.

by Phil Alex Ander August 28, 2021

Soggy tits

Slang term describing a state in which "tits" (breasts) are soggy.

"Damn she got some soggy tits!"

by David tikertefenhof August 31, 2021

Smogging

The act of blowing smoke in a gay guys ass and having another gay guy suck it out

I threw my first smogging party

by Ryan the real deal lahti September 5, 2021

Smoggerphobic

Overly hating on smoggy/smogger

P1: Smoggy is so fucking bad bro I hate him

P2: Chill bro that so smoggerphobic

by Smoggy’s Goat September 20, 2021