suckerpunch

Verb When your significant other is sucking on your schlong, while simultaneously punching your balls.

Billy: "Man oh man! Last night hurt so good! Mona went to town on me, and the evening culminated in her giving me the sweetest suckerpunch I've ever experienced! My scrot is, like, totally swollen today and I think one of my testes is still lodged in my abdomen."

CJ: "Sweet. That takes more talent than tapping your head while rubbing your belly. For her, not you."

by billybonez October 18, 2008

sucker

a lady or gay guy who needs money so he or she sucks for a living.

you are a sucker phillip. Phillip is a sucker

by micheal jordan February 11, 2006

slacker

adjective which means to be lazy or to fool around. OR TO HAVE THE LAST NAMELAST ;-)

:nate your such a slacker, you got all F's on your report card homie dawg pancake dude.

:all you do is draw &listen to music while were trying to do our f***ing best! quit being such a slacker

by nate slack August 31, 2004

slacker

One who is slack

Also see slack slackist slackisum

Man i have never me a bigger slacker than you

by Darken May 24, 2005

thumb suckerjeff morgan

jeff morgan is the biggest fagot, he always sticks his hands down his pants and then sucks his thumb...he also thinks he can take nebody..hes a fucking pussy...he couldnt hurt shit...he lies about EVERYTHING too...psh! fucking liar...cant stand him!!!

yesterday while he was driving, he had his hands down his pants and then stuck his hand in his mouth..thats fucking sick...and he has a big nose!

by mike oxlong April 18, 2004

Blood Sucker

It is the act of using your teeth to remove a bloody tampon from a female's vagina while the woman is menstruating. Then engaging in sexual intercourse.

I wanted to fuck my girl but she had her period so I had to pull a Blood Sucker.

by Vampire Nylorac June 10, 2009