Sneaky Burrito

When you run out of lube and, in a moment of depraved desperation, wrap your dick in a greasy tortilla and slip it into someone’s ass without warning. Both ingenious and deeply wrong, the Sneaky Burrito is the kind of move whispered about in locker rooms, condemned in polite society, and forever guaranteed to ruin Taco Tuesday.

My girlfriend said she wanted more spontaneity and spice in our relationship, so when she asked for a chalupa I thought I’d really keep her on her toes — instead of dinner, she got the Sneaky Burrito.

by MusicaB August 26, 2025

Sneaky Snail

During sex, when you are unsure of where your sex partner stands on anal sex, the male decides to try it out and while having sex he slowly penetrates here anus until the entire thumb gets up there.

When in doubt Ted I'm telling always use the 'Sneaky Snail' he is your friend and companion.

by DayDay4u October 21, 2025

Sneaky infiltration

The act of sneaking up on someone and aggressively fucking them up the ass

Johnny pranked seth by way of sneaky infiltration

by TwinTurbo78 December 29, 2025

Sneaky Castro

Reach around.

Your mom sneaked up on me and tugged my weasel, in the old Cuban sneaky Castro.

by Itsthatovoxo January 8, 2026

The Sneaky Bandit

When one sneaks into a bedroom or an area where someone is sleeping. You then proceed to masterbate(or rub one out) on the sleeping persons face and quickly sneaking back out before that person awakes

I gave Sally the sneaky bandit while she slept in the next room

by ALBLOCK December 3, 2010

The Sneaky Chief

When you're screwing a chick in the ass and you put both your balls in her pussy.

Last night I was boning this girl and I pulled The Sneaky Chief on her. It was awesome.

by Big Bear13 November 4, 2012