matt simmons

matt simmons is a fictional character from criminal minds who is married to ali

matt simmons says mali forever

by graysgublr April 1, 2021

Homer Simpson

A Homer Simpson is a lovable dumb person who is a bit like an ape.

Fat husband: I’m gonna go put my hand in the blender.

Wife: Oh, you’re such a Homer Simpson!

by 12221hehwhe June 24, 2021

Carrie Simm

Scientifically sad person

Is that Carrie Simm ?
Yes the lonely sad person

by RellicyTTV June 30, 2021

Penelope.simpson

And extremely talented and underrated TikToker

My favorite TikToker is Penelope.Simpson

by Quackitysroyalservant July 13, 2021

Bart Simpson

You start by spiking you pubes with hot sauce and the girl licks the hot sauce of while eating the pubes

Hey cal the dragon I just Bart Simpson’s your own fookin brother

by God wooozer August 17, 2021

Alfie simmons

A “boxer” who claims he can fight but he’s actually a simp and can’t even throw a punch the gimp

person 1: “is that alfie simmons a good boxer?”
person 2:”is he fuck he’s a muppet”

by anonymous August 29, 2021