sex

when a mommy and a daddy go to bed in the morning and daddy´s plug and mommy´s socket connect to a computer and they order a baby online

Daddy: hey honey I´m feeling horny want to put in the plug??
Mommy: yea but this time I´m chosing the sex.

by bi_me_ May 23, 2018

sex

the thing u wish u could do tonight but instead ur getting ur thrills off of urban dictionary 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

GO SOMEWHERE ELSE U CREEP U CANT HAVE SEX OFF THIS

by ozziebaby November 30, 2019

sex

1: The pleasurable act of reproduction
2: One's gender.

1: Wanna have sex?
2: Her sex is female.

by IvoryAndEbony December 29, 2016

Sex

What you wish you were doing instead of searching sex in urban dictionary you fuck

I just searched up sex in urban dictionary because I’m lonely

by LightningGod978 May 20, 2020

Sex

Something that you want but will never for the life of you get because you’re lonely and looking up sex on Urban Dictionary because your parents blocked Porn Hub. In conclusion, you horny-ass teen.

“I’m never going to have sex”

by >Maddy< April 4, 2020

Sex

Stupid don’t you have something better to do than get horny looking up sex on urban Dictionary

STUPID GET OFF AND GO DO SOMETHING ELSE YOULL NEVER GET ANY SEX IF YOU DONT GOOUT AND LOOK AND MEET PEOPLE

by Hejevtie Dnfntbbthus dhd September 28, 2020

sex

when you stick you hot dog up and a donut and cream cheese in the donut

i just had sex

by Slang Wang January 1, 2020