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De-Scottishification

1, To remove Scottishness
2, To modify Scottishness.
What Scottish businesses are doing at the moment to appease their American customers in the aftermath of the Megrahi release.
Not limited to Scottish companies. For instance a Mexican company whose logo was bagpipes or a wee sleekit temerous beastie or something could be seen to be Scottish & could therefore become commercially disadvantaged by this judicial faux pas. They would, no doubt choose to...De-Scottishify.
The Scottishness which is being removed or modified is the superficial Scottishness such as the tartan, the sporran, the ginger hair. The Scottishness which lies beneath the surface however is not altered. The meanness, the E-numbers, the moaning & groaning, the religious hatred, Dundee, is not visible in the corporate spectrum & therefore it remains intact.

De-Scottishification renders Scots people exactly the same as everybody else.
De-Scottishification
I can descottishify myself by drinking less whisky & eating less porridge & haggis but no amount of moaning & groaning can bring him (Megrahi) back.
by Manny Shinwell September 14, 2009
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Henry Scott

Henry Scott is a guy from uppingham who everyone likes and adores. He is the coolest person in England under the age of 18.
Person1: “This party is shit...”
Person2: “I think we need to call Henry Scott to get the vibe going”
Person1: “fucking great idea”
by Knobhead123 September 18, 2020
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An asshole you thinks he knows everything but in reality is a COW = Cock on Wheels...
Dude, did you see how that jerk-off made a fool of himself the other night?

Yeah man, he's such a Scott
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Bon Scotted

To be very Drunk.

In memory of AC/DC Vocalist d.1979 of Alcohol Poisoning. Bon Scott-RIP.
Wow- Agnes was really Bon Scotted the other night. She was making out with a street sign.
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Scott

Scott is most often defined as a limp wristed, pillow biting, ass pirate. Usually found cruising the bathrooms of the campus, hoping to find a strange and hopefully uncircumcised dick to smoke due to the fact that his sphincter no longer works which causes him to wear diapers that make having anonymous anal sex rather dificult. He is rumored to have swallowed more loads of salty semen than his mother has. Hard to believe but true.
Dude, did you see that jizz juggler Scott the closeted HOMO faggot in the last stall tapping his foot, trying to entice the fat jock drop out frat boys into letting them tickle his tonsils ??
by the jester of all jesters February 14, 2010
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