california spider

The act of sucking multiple ducks in the middle of a porta-potty in fucking Denver.

Dude, that was a totally sick California Spider last night! We gotta do it again.

by Yung Kringe January 23, 2017

Sweat spider

When your in bed and a bead of your partners sweat trickles down you, you have a mini freak out because you think it's a spider in your bed crawling on you.

I almost flipped the mattress looking for a spider last night, but realized it was only a sweat spider.

by Ratchet strap February 9, 2017

Spiders

Spiders, the bug, are most known for their great nutritional value. Because of their nutritional value, they are often used to make drinks and snacks to eat. You can also eat them alive, however.

Person A: "Hey, Kana, want some spiders?"
Kanashi: "Oh heck yeah dude spiders are delicious?"
Person A: "I agree."
Kanashi: "I love how they crawl in your mouth when you eat them when alive, yum"

by Kanashī December 1, 2020

Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

best boy spider

A phrase to describe a strawberry roan horse. Who behaves like an angel and is an absolute legend. Such a horse should be treated like the king he is.

Best boy spider won today

by Spidersno1fan December 14, 2020

Spider

An arachnid that sits in the corner of your room

Spider: *exists*
Kurapika: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by N0T.ME December 21, 2020

Spider man wank

When ones wearing pair of dirty knickers on his face as a mask while wanking

Look at Andy having a spider man wank daddy

by Big dick Ernie November 22, 2021