reverse pedophile

A person who is attracted to people who are the opposite of young people (traits associated with people older than themselves).

Guy: Stacy only dates men who are really tall and successful because she likes that they seem really mature.
Other Guy: Wow, she sounds like a reverse pedophile.
Stacy: Hey, I can't help the kind of person I'm attracted to!
Other Guy: Tell that to the pedophiles in prison.

by NamiestName October 1, 2019

Reverse Sprinkler

Another term for a Circle Jerk.

Gol-dang I didn't realize there was gonna be a reverse sprinkler at this party!

by DuckDuckMoose02134 September 3, 2018

reverse customer

A customer that you pay, in order to try to make your company seem more popular and to seem to have more customers.

Yay, we just landed our 100th customer, unfortunately the first 99 were reverse customers...

by nixcraft@ April 30, 2009

Reverse Cramer

A) When you do the opposite of what button pushing Melvin Chad's scream at you on a weekly basis.

B) When your eating a girl's ass and she sharts, so you kiss her. Aka Reverse ass to mouth through a broker.

Scenario 1
Paper Hands: I just listened to Cramer and bought $NTFLX, now I'm down $8k
Ape: You always do a Reverse Cramer idiot

Scenario 2
Guy 1: I ate my girls ass and she sharted
Guy 2: Should have Reverse Cramered her

by Chubby_Panda83 April 23, 2022

reverse asmr

Reverse asmr is when you get as close to your mic as possible and start shouting. The goal is to hurt others ears or break their headphones. This can also include other loud noises

*shouting* YOU LIKE THAT SOUND *CRUNCH*
Steve: Mmmmmm reverse asmr

by Ani_Chan September 18, 2018

Team reverse

Be in the " team reverse " is equivalent to think that in a gay couple, one like the other can top or bottom.

Girl 1 : I think that in Larry Stylinson, Louis tops.
Girl 2 : Oh no, you're so wrong! Harry tops babe!
Girl 3 : Team Reverse bitches!

by Anissa_LS October 21, 2013

reverse kurt

The act of vomiting immediately after shotgunning a beer. Usually looks like a foamy spray. Named after the late Mr. Cobain.

Don't eat too much before you start 'gunning those brews or you'll reverse Kurt all over us.

by sasquatchpatch January 20, 2014