when your window randomly closes

Uh

guy: just trying to search def on urban dictionary
computer: when your window randomly closes
guy: GOD DAMMIT

by someone else thats not u February 11, 2021

Life Is Random

That one phrase you use when the weirdest, strangest, most random out of nowhere thing happens.

“Hi, so guess what, I was taking my cat for a walk-“
“People walk their cats?”
“Your getting distracted, lemme talk. Anyway, i was walking my cat, and there was this cucumber just sitting right in the middle of the sidewalk!”
“You called me up just ti tell me that?”
“What can i say, life is random.

by DakotaJ May 19, 2021

Edgy_boi_And_A_Random_Human

A Very E P I C and cool gamejolter
yeah very cool dukem nukem

Edgy_boi_And_A_Random_Human is very epic

by Burger7987 August 7, 2021

..just.a.random._.person

Simps for Tom Holland

..just.a.random._.person simps for Tom Holland

by Just tage April 3, 2022

national fucc a random day

June 13th fucc any and everybody it dont matter if yk dem or nit

national fucc a random day you can fucc yo friend yo hb or hg or somebody on da street idm.

by slimeyluhdude.shau27 June 11, 2023

The Most Random Person on the Planet

The Most Random Person on the Planet is a highly unusual entity in our planet, who dwells wherever there's sewage, landfills, and heck, even nuclear power plants. The entity is quite harmless actually, even retarded, as it produces unusual and nonsensical responses that are at the same time, very annoying. So in a way, it is mentally dangerous.

Bro, you're the most random person on the planet, I don't wanna hear about no simping on the planet Jupiter bro.

by STWYCC July 11, 2024