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Rogers Raped

v. To be raped by rogers cellular billing when a Canadian is travelling abroad (to the USA for example), and makes or receives mobile phone calls.
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Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.

I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.

I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.

I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.

Sincerely,

Veener Goesintighten
by Hulkman Really-Mad July 9, 2011
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Guy Rope

A small rope that ties around a penis to make it look larger than it actually is, due to the swelling it causes
Jody uses a guy rope so that his junk will fit in his thong, not that it works but it makes him feel better.
by greatscotsman August 21, 2011
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Latex Roper

Verb.
To hit a girl across the face with your erect penis so hard that it causes some physical injury.
Girl 1: Why is there a bruise on your cheek?
Girl 2: My boyfriend did the Latex Roper on me last night
by 38SausageFest December 9, 2012
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Formula Raped

When you take a math test and you KNOW how to do every single one of the problems, but have forgotten the formulas in order to answer any of the questions
Test Question: "Find the distance between the points (1,1) and (7,3)."

You: Fuck, what was the distance formula again?

After the test: Man that test really formula raped me.
by Maxog December 21, 2013
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logan roper

Usually A white Male with Strange sexual likes such as Children/Little girls . Favorite hobby is Watching kids at his Local playground. He prefers using a Rope, Heroine , and a bag to take Kids. Nickname " little pedo file "
Friendly neighbor boy seems inicent untill given a Rope,Heroine, and a Bag ... "Logan Roper"
by Jamierrrrr May 17, 2014
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dookey rope

A Dookey Rope refers to a penis after performing anal sex.
I made a dookey rope with that big bootied hoe last night.
by Jono86 January 27, 2014
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