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Wank rags

Tabloid newspapers in the United Kingdom, simply and sensationally written, and politically biased. Often containing photographs of scantily clad (and sometimes) nude women. Also referred to as "Red Tops", for their red nameplate. Examples include The Sun, The Daily Star & The Daily Mirror
"Tomorrow - from broadsheets to wank rags - I want pages one, two and three to be a profile of Tom looking like a fucking political colossus, you know - Tom meeting the Pope, Tom in a NHS hospital chatting to little, baldie kiddies." - Malcolm Tucker (The Thick of It)
by PeterMannion May 1, 2019
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Albino Butt Rag

"Hey Johnny, throw out those Albino Butt Rags will ya?"
by BallsMcBig June 13, 2016
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Love Rag

A small portable rag used by prostitutes to clean up after service. Usually an insult.
by Spicyhollz June 2, 2015
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ragged her ass

The act of aggressively groping someone's ass with a washcloth
1. I ragged her ass last night

2. I want you to rag my ass
by Dacock April 22, 2018
mugGet the ragged her assmug.

do rag

A bandana or similar material tied & worn to resemble rag hair restraints used by Black domestics in the Old South. This style do rag has one or two knotted points in front .Original purpose was keeping dirt ,etc from the individuals hair.Now worn for work or style.
Thats a fine looking do rag ! How did you learn to tie it just right? Now let's get to work Johnny.
by BluStarr September 24, 2016
mugGet the do ragmug.

Rags

Similar to yolo. Doing something risking with no regrets
Person 1: should I dye my hair pink

Person 2: yeah rags it

Person 1: ok lol. Rags
by Millyism June 5, 2019
mugGet the Ragsmug.

welfare rag

A dirty rotten ho who does nothing but spit kids out just to collect a welfare check most of the kids with different fathers.
The women of Woonsocket R.I. are referred to being a welfare rag because they don't want to work at all Just collect welfare checks
by The Great American Poet December 6, 2013
mugGet the welfare ragmug.

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