Retardid

A retards spelling for retard

“You are retardid” wrote the Trump supporter

by Intellect alert August 10, 2018

legally retarded

In the state of Maine one is legally retarded upon using LSD several times (i think it is 3 or 4).

Kevin: Hey man, I did LSD 3 times this week. What a trip...

John: I think you may be legally retarded in the state of Maine.

Nick: But your not retarded.

Kevine: Thanks man, thanks, that really means alot to me.

by nick May 19, 2005

Half-Retarded

Some one Who is not fully retarded so you have some part of your brain where your retarded but not retarded in another.

My mom dropped me on my head sideways now I'm half-retarded.

by Hiyo802 December 24, 2009

retardese

The preferred lexicon of the message board/bulletin board troll

Laker_Girl is speaking retardese again, i need a translator.

by Vapster September 24, 2005

Retardom

Retardom is a word used by my retarted brother when he was tryna diss me while I called him a lil Oompa Loompa lookin ass overgrown 8 year old dumb shit that does nothing but sit on his ass and jack off to a poster of sonic the hedgehog

Us: *Doing the crab walk towards retard*
Josh: have you guys got tested for retardom?

by Dundermawk cann June 8, 2018

lard-retard

some1 who is overwheight and an idiot

"my friend is a lard-retard because she is obese and is an idiot"

by BumFodder July 24, 2008

Shotgun Retard

A Call of Duty 4 Player that utilizes the shotgun as their primary weapon. Often perceived as a noob weapon, as the shotgun is intended for extremely close quarters, those that use it are considered "careless" or "retarded" when pitted against other players using long range weapons such as assault rifles.

Damnit, that shotgun retard got me from behind.

by Eugene Santiago May 28, 2008