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Cheeto queef 

Proper Noun: spray tanned dictator intent on starting world war 3

Noun Slang: When your vagina smells dangerously cheesy
Did you see he news today? *Sigh* What did that Cheeto queef do this time?

Did you just Cheeto queef or has someone forgot to shower today?
Cheeto queef by Dysssmr June 2, 2020

Fart-queef

When a lady is sitting with her legs crossed and she farts, the fart continues up the lips and exits by the bean. It shall make a 'queef noise'.
Katie was eating kale chips on the couch and let a fart-queef out.
Fart-queef by Kalechipsandfarts January 7, 2021

Quaver Queef 

When the girls Queef smells like cheese... This is a warning that she's dirty and unwashed and to avoid hitting that at all costs as she's most likely to have an infection!
Bro! That girl I took home last night did the dirtiest quaver Queef in my face... I sent her packing, that sketty bitch!
Quaver Queef by Naytown86 April 25, 2021

Duck queef snort 

When a female queef on a duck and hits it with a pot over and over till it dies
Yo John, I saw addy moser do a duck queef snort
Duck queef snort by Fooberfrn August 7, 2021

smoothie queef 

when your smoothie blasts out the bottom of your straw, making a juicy queef sound
that was such a voluptuous smoothie queef sound that came out
smoothie queef by bloodyrapscallion September 30, 2021

Twisted queef 

When your pussy gets fucked so hard it gets twisted and then when you queef the air comes out all wonkey and shit and smells like tuna salad.
Bitch you pussy so twisted and smell I think you twisted queefed.
Twisted queef by Spider queef December 20, 2021